So I couldn’t take anything on the plane, because you can’t take liquids, and I ended up wearing these horrible rubber glasses, and I spent most of the holiday crying, and I don’t tan, and fake tan just goes all orange on me, so I can’t use it, but I bought a dress, it’s long and white, NO! it’s not a wedding dress! and I had to buy some more things and I couldnt think of anything to buy so I just bought a load of stuff in their supermarket…blah blah blah.
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So I said to him "What time are we going, and I didn't know if it was going to rain, and I'd just had my hair done, and Audrey was bringing her grandchildren over later, so I wanted to pop into the shop and get some crisps, but he didn't want to stop the car and the we didn't speak all the way there, and then my shoes started to rub because they were new and then he got me a white wine but I'd asked for a gin and tonic but he didn't listen, I don't know why I bother, and then Sue and Pete didn't turn up so I had to sit next to Liz who had a terrible skirt on, way too short for her age, blah blah blah blah
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