Stuff Your Job!
We didn’t go out in the end, but I still haven’t lost any weight, we were going to diet untill I lost 3lbs but we’re going to have a Chinese tomorrow..etc etc…This is the winning ticket, even a million pounds would be nice, I’d come in on Monday and say stuff your job…blah blah blah…We’d say stuff your job and we could go shopping couldn’t we girls…blah blah blah….Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz blah
Spring onions
I was in the super market the other day and i saw these lovely big spring onions and they were about £2.50 a pound which was a bit much but i thought they were very nice and it was the season for them so i picked them up and then a little bit further round the shop, what did i see….? Well it was the spring onions on offer! Well i went straight back to the other ones and i put them back and i went to the ones on offer and i bought them and they were £1.20 a pound which was much better and they were only about a day older but who can tell, so i took those ones instead, ha ha ha, But that isn’t the funniest bit, then i went home and had them in a soup that night ha ha ha….blah blah blah blah!
It’s not a Wedding Dress
So I couldn’t take anything on the plane, because you can’t take liquids, and I ended up wearing these horrible rubber glasses, and I spent most of the holiday crying, and I don’t tan, and fake tan just goes all orange on me, so I can’t use it, but I bought a dress, it’s long and white, NO! it’s not a wedding dress! and I had to buy some more things and I couldnt think of anything to buy so I just bought a load of stuff in their supermarket…blah blah blah.
Blue cheese
Lady one “I can’t help myself, I know if i stopped buying it my husband would kill me”
Lady two ” he, he, he…”
Lady one ” you see, out of all the cheese’s thats his favourite, and mine, but it contains the most calories, its just a real weakness for me, i cudn’t eat it with bread, its already fatty enough without all those carbs”
Lady two ” Yeh I know thats always the way, always the things you love most are bad for you, he, he, he, my weakness is mayo, i have to get that low fat stuff..”
Lady one “mayo’s another one for me, ill have it with everything, ha, ha, ha , he, he, he…….” blah, blah, blah!!!